TRAVERSE CITY, MI (IWR News Parody) – President Bush today distinguished his Stalinesque* vision for American from that of the Kerry campaign. "Unlike that flip flopping Lurch, we stand for things. We will bury him in November," said Mr. Bush as he pounded his shoe on the podium.
*I got this idea from one of Mark Karlin’s captions in Buzzflash
Bonus: "We Stand For Things" Poster
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