WEST POINT, NY (IWR News Parody) – Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told a crowd of graduating cadets Saturday that they will help win the global fight against terror by using effective homoerotic torture techniques as those employed at Abu Ghraib and Gitmo prison facilities.
The defense secretary urged the new officers to not entirely rely on the so-called "moral clarity" learned at West Point. He said they should instead embrace the "new neocon morality" that says "anything goes if you are an American", and that the military should not be constrained by such "silly international agreements as the Geneva Convention".
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