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George W. Bush And al-Zawahiri – Parody News Cartoon

Bush Kills al-Zawahiri, Again

WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) – President Bush mistakenly announced again today that Osama bin Laden’s #2 man Ayman al-Zawahiri was killed in an air strike in Damadola, Pakistan.

Mr. Bush said later: "Sorry, I seem to keep counting my chickens or WMD before they hatch. Heh! Heh!

That al-Zawahiri feller must have nine lives like Felix The Cat or Elvis.

We keep killing him, but the damn potbellied towel head won’t stay dead!

In fact, the only people who seem to stay dead are the innocent civilians we kill by mistake. I wonder if that’s why more people hate us now then when we started this war of terror thing. Heh! Heh!

You’d think all the billons of dollars we have spent on defense and intelligence in the last several years would help us gets things right!

But the American people understand that Republicans from Texas have a much bigger, more painful and longer learning curve than people with average intelligence.

But as Poppy used to tell me whenever I got beat up by those bullies in high school that: ‘He who laughs first.’ Ah, ‘He who laughs best.’ Ah, ‘Fool me once.’, You know what I mean".

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