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Laura Bush’s ‘Scared Straight’ Christmas Pageant

WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) – First Lady Laura Bush presented her new Scared StraightChristmas Pageant to grade school students in the East Wing of the White House. Laura Bush’s Press Secretary Gordon Johndroe said that it is the First Lady’s goal to scare little kids with Don Rumsfeld’s Iraq War Torture scrapbook into becoming productive and loyal Republican citizens.

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