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Ashcroft Busts Starr in Porn Raid

Ashcroft Busts Starr in Porn Raid

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Ashcroft Busts Starr in Porn Raid

WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) – As part of the Justice Department’s recent crackdown on pornography, John Ashcroft today arrested former Special Prosecutor Ken Starr for putting prurient materials on the Internet in 1998.

High-tech investigator Lam Nguyen found the Monica Lewinski tapes and transcripts in question while searching for pornography on the Internet. "It’s a heck of a lot easier finding smut then it is finding terrorists," said Nguyen.

Later at his arraignment, when Mr. Starr protested about the timing of his arrest, Mr. Ashcroft said: "Vermin like you, Starr, must learn that there is no statute of limitations on filth!".

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