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World Gets Dose Of Shruborrhea
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| PEARL HARBOR, HI (IWR Satire) - White
House Press Secretary Scott McClellan confirmed today, what many tree
surgeons had already suspected, that President Bush was infected with
the highly contagious disease, shruborrhea, during his recent trip to
Asia.
Mr. Bush, most of Asia's world leaders, and veterans of the USS
Missouri are being treated with penicillin and should be back to normal
in a week or two. |
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