|EAGLE, Colo. (IWR Satire) -- Saddam
Hussein turned up at the Kobe Bryant trial on Thursday.
According to witnesses, Saddam was apparently reporting for the Al-Jazeera TV
"He had a press pass and everything, so I figured he was
cool," said auxiliary policeman Ted Coleman.
Upon hearing the news, court recorder, Helen Meeker, immediately
contacted authorities: "I called the Attorney General's office, but
I was told that Mr. Ashcroft was too busy
violating the rights of Muslim immigrants, creating
a blacklist of federal judges and
his Gestapo Patriot Act powers to worry about Saddam Hussein."