Washington (IWR Satire) - Secretary of
Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced a new intelligence breakthrough at
today's briefing.
Dubbed "The Brain", the automaton, which was built by Admiral John
Poindexter from spare arcade machine parts, is said to able to answer
any intelligence question with a high degree of accuracy."In our
first test question, we asked The Brain who was responsible for
President's outrageous Iraqi WMD claims, and the
golem correctly
answered: 'You Neocon bastards, that's who!'.
In future sessions, we are hopeful that the Brain will be able to
tell us the locations of the missing WMD, but The Brain can't seem to
stop laughing whenever we ask him that particular question,"
said Rumsfeld. |
