Rumsfeld Stricken With Mousepox
According to Gen. Myers, Mr. Rumsfeld is recovering quite nicely
and, in the last few days, has been able to eat hard foods like
Velveeta cheese and
"We had to take the grandfather clock out of his bedroom because he
kept trying to
run up the clock at top of the hour.
After we also installed a
in his room, the
Secretary was even able to get a little exercise.
Finally, Mr. Rumsfeld would like to make it known that his
mojo is not definitively not working anymore," said Gen. Myers.
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