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Rumsfeld Stricken With Mousepox

WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) - The Defense Department reported today that Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has been suffering from an acute case of mousepox.

According to Gen. Myers, Mr. Rumsfeld is recovering quite nicely and, in the last few days, has been able to eat hard foods like Velveeta cheese and Noyes rodent pellets.

"We had to take the grandfather clock out of his bedroom because he kept trying to run up the clock at top of the hour. 

After we also installed a running wheel  in his room, the Secretary was even able to get a little exercise.

Finally, Mr. Rumsfeld would like to make it known that his mojo is not definitively not working anymore," said Gen. Myers.


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Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,
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