WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - Topping
off Karl Rove's Bush re-election campaign holiday blitz, Tom Ridge
today raised the terrorist threat level to Orange.
provided to this office by Karl Rove and Marc Racicot indicates that
extremists dressed as Santa Claus are anticipating near-term attacks
at shopping malls and other holiday events.
Karl says that it is crucial to our re-election campaign next year
to suggest the possibility of such attacks against the homeland around
the holiday season and beyond.
Karl also says to say this trumped up threat, is perhaps greater
now than at any point since Sept 11, but then again maybe not.
Karl calls this 'stoking the public's sense of paranoia' to make
people more inclined to vote for
Generalbushimo in 2004," said Ridge.