| WASHINGTON (IWR Satire)
-- Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge today issued a red alert after
he was informed that
giant guinea
pigs weighing over 1,400 pounds may soon invade our southern
border. "Get out your duct tape, plastic sheeting and don't
forget to line the
floors of your dwellings with newspapers until the threat of
Guinea-zilla has passed," said a nearly hysterical Tom Ridge. |
