Washington (IWR Satire) - Alan
Greenspan's doctor today confirmed that the Fed Chairman is suffering from
a mild case of the monkeypox. Mr. Greenspan is believed to have
contracted the malady from his pet prairie dogs: Chip and Dale.
The rodents were given to Greenspan by President Bush as a birthday
Conservative financial analyst,
Larry Kudlow, said monkeypox is a sure sign that the
Fed is going to lower interest rates, and we are on the road to