Washington (IWR Satire) - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld today unveiled the Bush Administration's new Iraq Enterprise Zones that will be created to stimulate the sagging Iraqi economy. 

"These enterprise zones were determined objectively by our revolving door corporate lobbyists. This eliminated the normal red tape associated with the competitive bidding process.  The last thing we need to do to is to be worried about accountability and fairness for Christ sakes," said Mr. Rumsfeld.