Heritage Foundation Patriotic Music Collection - John Ashcroft's Surfin' Safari

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Heritage Foundation Liner Notes (Internet Weekly Satire) - Attorney General John Ashcroft sings all your favorite surf songs in this new 100% all American Heritage Foundation Patriotic Music Collection.  John starts out with a modern hip hop version of G.T.O. followed by an unabashedly jingoistic rendition of Surfin' USA.   The Attorney General then really lets his hair down on Surfin' Bird - Papa-ooma-mow-mow!   Mr. Ashcroft also dusts off his ukulele for his special versions of Barbara Ann and Good Vibrations.  Plus there's so much more!  This is patriotic music the whole family can enjoy!

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