BOLLYWOOD (IWR Satire) -- Former New
York Stock Exchange Chairman
Dick Grasso announced today that he is going to finance the
Bollywood re-make of the science fiction comedy My Favorite Martian.
"I grew up watching the old TV show, and that is where I first learned
about the stock market.
I remember when I was just thirteen thinking that I should put my
paper route money into
aerospace companies as a long term investment.
Well now it is my turn to repay my debt to society.
With the exception of myself, this movie will be completely
to India, e.g., all the director, actors, stage hands, etc.
movie, then, will be dedicated to the cutthroat atmosphere of New York
Stock Exchange and corporate American in general," said Mr. Grasso.