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Grasso to Star in Bollywood Re-Make of
My Favorite Martian

BOLLYWOOD (IWR Satire) -- Former New York Stock Exchange Chairman Dick Grasso announced today that he is going to finance the Bollywood re-make of the science fiction comedy My Favorite Martian.

"I grew up watching the old TV show, and that is where I first learned about the stock market. 

I remember when I was just thirteen thinking that I should put my paper route money into aerospace companies as a long term investment.

Well now it is my turn to repay my debt to society. 

With the exception of myself, this movie will be completely outsourced to India, e.g., all the director, actors, stage hands, etc.

This movie, then, will be dedicated to the cutthroat atmosphere of New York Stock Exchange and corporate American in general," said Mr. Grasso.

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Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,
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