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"I Did Not Have Sex with That Woman, Ms. Beyonce"
Says President Grant

New York City (IWR Satire) - President Ulysses S. Grant today denied rumors that he had sex with Beyonce when she danced on his grave on the Fourth of July. 

Attorney General John Ashcroft has appointed Ken Starr as a special prosecutor to look into these charges.

"Sure Grant has been dead for over a 100 years, but that's no excuse for lying about his sorted affair with Ms. Beyonce," said Ashcroft, who then wiped the foam and dripping saliva from his mouth.


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