weekly.jpg (17541 bytes)
IWR Photo Cartoons - Bill Frist, Gays and Cat Autopsies

[IWR] [Parody Archive] [Dubya et al] [Animation Archive] [Internet Humor] [Search] [About]

IWR Cartoons

Sen. Frist Supports Constitutional Amendment
Banning Gays from Performing Cat Autopsies

Washington (IWR Satire) - Senator Bill Frist announced that he was in favor of a constitutional amendment against homosexuals performing cat autopsies.

Sen. Bill Frist, R-Tennessee, said the Supreme Court's decision last week on gay sex threatens to make the American home a place where criminality is condoned.

"I have this fear that this zone of privacy that we all want protected in our own homes is gradually -- or I'm concerned about the potential for it gradually being encroached upon, where criminal activity within the home would in some way be condoned."

"And I'm thinking of -- whether it's prostitution or illegal cat autopsies performed in the home -- to have the courts come in, in this zone of privacy, and begin to define it gives me some concern."

"I very much feel that killing a cat is a sacrament, and that sacrament should extend and can extend to that legal entity of a union between -- what is traditionally in our Western values has been defined -- as between a heterosexual man and his cat. So I would support the amendment,' Frist said on ABC's "This Week."

Frist's History with Kitty Kats

Bonus Videos: Funny Cats, Cat Fu and The "Tasteless" flying Cats Meow video


[More IWR Parodies] - [IWR Blog]

Saddam Hussein Spotted Selling Fireworks In Idaho

DNA Test Shows: Schwarzenegger Not Qualified to Run For Governor of California

President Bush Bonds With Washington's Inner City Youth

Bush Declares Spotted Owls to be Enemy Combatants

GOP Playing Cards

Parody Titles (Text)

Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,
Copyright Internet Weekly Report 2001-2003.

Site Page Views