Washington (IWR Satire) - Senator Bill
Frist announced that he was in favor of a constitutional amendment
against homosexuals performing cat autopsies.
Sen. Bill Frist, R-Tennessee, said the Supreme Court's decision
last week on gay sex threatens to make the American home a place where
criminality is condoned.
"I have this fear that this zone of privacy that we all want
protected in our own homes is gradually -- or I'm concerned about the
potential for it gradually being encroached upon, where criminal
activity within the home would in some way be condoned."
"And I'm thinking of -- whether it's prostitution or illegal cat
autopsies performed in the home -- to have the courts come in, in this
zone of privacy, and begin to define it gives me some concern."
"I very much feel that killing a cat is a sacrament, and that
sacrament should extend and can extend to that legal entity of a union
between -- what is traditionally in our Western values has been
defined -- as between a heterosexual man and his cat. So I would
support the amendment,' Frist said on ABC's "This Week."