Bush Orders FBI to Drain the Persian Gulf
In Search Of Saddam's WMD
Washington (IWR Satire) - In order to
stem charges that he is nothing more than a
lying sack of monkeypox,
President Bush today ordered that the entire Persian Gulf be drained
in hopes that Saddam's missing WMD will be found.
"First of all I want to assure the American people that I am not a
crook, and I do not have a
so-called credibility gap. I know for a fact that Saddam
had WMD in 1988 when
he was our ally. Rummy's even got
pictures! See I'm not as
stupid as I look.
Well to get to the bottom of all this missing WMD junk, Karl says
we should just drain the whole friggin' gulf. He figures that
should keep y'all busy until after the election. Hell, Ashcroft
thinks we might even find Atlantis down there!
Anyways, I hereby order the FBI to drain the entire Persian Gulf,"
said President Bush to reporters during his cabinet meeting.