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Osama Spotted at Borders Bookstore

ANN ARBOR, MI (IWR News Parody) - FBI director Robert Mueller today confirmed that a man resembling Osama bin Laden was spotted in a Borders bookstore in Ann Arbor, MI.

The bookstore manager, Phil Berton, said that the photo of bin Laden had been captured on a security camera in his store.

"I thought the guy looked a little weird, even for Ann Arbor, but I was more worried that he was going to shoplift one those almanacs he was leafing through. 

You'd be surprised how many terrorists we have browsing through our reference and travel sections everyday," said Mr. Berton.

Note: Mad Kane has written a related poem Almanacs of Evil.


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