Osama Spotted at Borders Bookstore
bookstore manager, Phil Berton, said that the photo of bin Laden had
been captured on a security camera in his store.
"I thought the guy looked a little weird, even for Ann Arbor, but I
was more worried that he was going to shoplift one those
almanacs he was leafing through.
You'd be surprised how many terrorists we have browsing through our reference and travel sections everyday," said Mr. Berton.
Note: Mad Kane has written a related poem
Almanacs of Evil.
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