|SACRAMENTO, CA (IWR Satire) -- The
San Diego Chicken on Saturday filled papers to be on the ballot in the
California recall election. The chicken will be running as the
LaRouche Labor Party candidate on the October ballot.
I am not getting any younger, and I figured that this would be my best
chance ever to be elected to statewide office.
Because the field is so large, I decided to go for lunatic fringe
vote in California, which as everybody knows is quite substantial.
Why, there must still be thousands of disenfranchised former Stalinist
Labor Party members, who will need a pantomime chicken to rally
around," said the chicken to cheering supporters.