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Cheney's Believe It Or Not

(IWR Satire) -- Welcome to Vice President Dick Cheney's Believe It or Not website!  This is a fun place where facts are unfettered by the constraints of reality or accountability.

Yes friends, this is where you can get the amazing secret truths straight from the high priest of implausible deniability himself -- Swami Dick Cheney.

Here are Swami Dick's official Believe It or Not factoids:

  • Saddam Hussein was the pilot of the first plane that crashed into the WTC, but somehow he managed to parachute out at the last moment and escape. 

    Believe It or Not!
  • We know Saddam resumed his efforts to acquire nuclear weapons, based on reliable intelligence provided by Baghdad Bob, and that the African "yellow cake" story is, in fact, true.

    Believe It or Not!
  • There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction.  We also know  that he reconstituted these programs since the Gulf War.

    Believe It or Not!
  • Saddam Hussein has reconstituted nuclear weapons with components that he purchased on eBay from Bill Clinton.

    Believe It or Not!
  • Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden met secretly in 1993 at a Trivial Pursuit marathon in Sudan.

    Believe It or Not!
  • Hijacker Mohamed Atta secretly met Iraqi agents Bill Clinton and Tarik Aziz in Prague at a Hooter's bar during a visit in April 2001.

    Believe It or Not!
  • It is just a coincidence that Halliburton is getting all of the major contracts in Iraq.  It has nothing to do with the fact that Halliburton was my former employer.

    Believe It or Not!
  • I have nothing to hide regarding my energy task force meetings with oil industry lobbyists, which included representatives from Kenny Boy's Enron corporation.

    Believe It or Not!
  • There is a Santa Claus, Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy.

    Believe It or Not!

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