Washington - White House press secretary, Scott McClellan,
announced today that
President Bush will be replacing Vice President Dick Cheney with
ASIMO the robot for the
2004 election campaign.
"Mr. Rove feels that the current Vice
President has been too cranky lately and been bringing everybody else
down. For example: Dick never joins in anymore when we watch
Nick at Nite, and he also always turns down the music when we listen
Orin Hatch's Christian
Rock CDs. He won't even dress up like
Besides, the President really, really, really, really likes ASIMO.
I think he likes that little dude almost as much as he likes the San
Diego Chicken, his dog Barney or even the First Lady for that matter.
Strangely enough, there is no requirement in the Constitution that
the Vice President has to be a human being," said McClellan.