WASHINGTON, DC (IWR Satire) - White
House Press Secretary Scott McClellan said today that President
Bush would take up Howard Dean's challenge and show, once and for all, that
Mr. Bush can indeed fight his way out of a paper bag.
"The President has had it up to here [McClellan
raises his hand over his head] with all of this 'Bush Bashing' by those
traitorous Democrats. He is tired of all those snide remarks by Dean about the
Mr. Bush's competence.
Therefore, the President will demonstrate, live on
C-SPAN this evening, that he does
indeed have the wherewithal to fight his way out of paper bag," said McClellan