Bush Makes Pitch to "Joe Six-Pack"
No Do, No Codpiece and No Girdle
Washington (IWR Satire) - In an effort to
appeal to blue collar voters, President Bush taped a series of
commercials without his usual props, i.e., expensive blue suit, blow dried hairdo, sock filled codpiece or
"Underneath it all, I'm just another 'Joe Six-Pack' myself. I just
happened to have been born in the end zone," said President Bush.
Note: I added the caption and the beer keg, but the rest is just Dubya