BAGHDAD, IRAQ (IWR News Parody) - US
administrator in Iraq Paul Bremer today said that the hunt for WMD
will now switch to Michael Jackson's
Neverland Ranch in
It seems the 'compelling evidence' of Iraq's WMD used during
Colin Powell's address to the UN Security Counsel last February
where actually aerial photos of Jacko's compound.
"When we asked Saddam where these bunkers were, he said 'Isn't that
a Ferris Wheel?'
It's a funny that no one at the CIA or State
Department had noticed those details before, but when I showed the
pictures to my daughter, Paula, she knew right away that it was Jacko's ranch," said Bremer.