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Hunt For WMD To Switch To Jacko's Neverland Ranch

BAGHDAD, IRAQ (IWR News Parody) - US administrator in Iraq Paul Bremer today said that the hunt for WMD will now switch to  Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch in California. 

It seems the 'compelling evidence' of Iraq's WMD used during Colin Powell's address to the UN Security Counsel last February where actually aerial photos of Jacko's compound. 

"When we asked Saddam where these bunkers were, he said 'Isn't that a Ferris Wheel?' 

It's a funny that no one at the CIA or State Department had noticed those details before, but when I showed the pictures to my daughter, Paula, she knew right away that it was Jacko's ranch," said Bremer.

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