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The Neocon Pledge of Allegiance

HOUSTON, TX (IWR Satire) -- Mr. Bush (above) leads his supporters in the "Neocon Pledge of Allegiance" (Full Text below) at the Joe McCarthy Arena in downtown Houston.

After the pledge was recited, Mr. Bush and his followers goose-stepped around the arena in their jackboots as the loud speakers played the Horst Wessel Song.

I Pledge Allegiance to the Authoritarian Leader of the United States of America and to the Neocon Agenda for which he stands, one Nation under Fear, divided, with liberty and justice for Ashcroft.


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Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,
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