MONROE, MI (IWR Satire) -- President Bush
today admitted he couldn't remember why the US attacked Iraq, but he
was sure Cheney or somebody knew why.
questioning by reporters from the Monroe Evening News about the
reasons for going to war with Iraq, a clearly frustrated George Bush said:
"The hell if I know.
I mean, come on.
The reason has changed so many friggin' times. I can't keep
it straight anymore. Nobody can.
Anyway, I'm just a pin boy in all of this.
Everybody must have figured out by now that I'm only a cheerleader for the Neocon Illuminati who control this
I mean, there ain't no nucular yellow cake, WMD or 9/11
connection for Christ sakes.
In other words, your guess is as good as mine."