Bush Recovers From 'Wicked' Hangover
"The president fell off the wagon again
yesterday and polished off two twelve packs of Bud while watching
football games yesterday with Karl Rove and Dick Cheney.
The president was clearly not his usual jovial self this morning at
church, and he apologizes for telling the organist to 'turn that
god damn futhermucking piece of shit organ down!'.
Mr. Bush also apologizes for dry heaving repeatedly and letting fly
several stinking beer farts during the service," said McClellan.
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