|CHANTILLY, VA (IWR News Satire)
- During a tour of the Smithsonian's new National Air and Space Museum
today, President Bush took what he called his 'principled stand against
Enola Gay Marriages'.
"I'm as compassionate as the other fellow, but
I have to draw the line when people begin to talk about these
Enola Gay Marriages.
You can call them kilts if you like, but I believe that only a
woman should be allowed to wear a dress in the family!
The last thing we want to do is get impressionable people like
Santorum all excited by seeing a man in a dress. You know
that poor lad is still plagued by those nightmares he has about men
and barnyard animals.
I mean, if two men want to go and drop an atomic bomb on a civilian
population that's fine with me, but if other hand the same two men want to dress up in kilts and get married, I say hang em," said
the President to reporters.