WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - President
Bush and the First Lady today wished Colonel 'Mad Dog' Muammar
a very Merry Christmas and the Happiest of New Years. When asked
how he could do business with a terrorist, who was implicated in the
deaths of nearly 200 American citizens, Mr. Bush said:
simple. Unlike Saddam,
Mad Dog never tried to kill my dad.
Besides, Karl says we can't attack anybody whose leader's name I can't
pronounce, and so far, the only one I can get right is Saddam Hussein."