|Crawford, TX (IWR Satire) - President Bush
(left) today put the blame for the sagging U.S. economy squarely
on the shoulders of his "doppelganger", Larry (right).
was going peachy keen until Larry here came up with all of that Axis of
Evil crap last year. Man, it just bummed everybody out, big
I mean every friggin' day since last summer it has been nothing but
- 'March to War! WMD! Nucular Yellow Cakes! Saddam This!
Jeezus Christ! No wonder the economy is in the tank!
Instead of investing, people were buying duct tape and plastic
sheeting to protect themselves from all those fake Orange Alerts.
BTW, is Ridge in on this too?
Anyway, if you're out of work, remember, don't blame me, blame my
doppelganger, Larry," said the President from the Western Whitehouse.