FROSTBITE FALLS, MN (IWR News Parody) -
RNC Chairman Marc 'The Weasel' Racicot unveiled the official
Bush-Cheney Re-election campaign poster today at an exclusive GOP ski
resort in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.
"Our highly paid Madison
Avenue consultants have really come up with a winning campaign theme
this time - Moose and Squirrel!
The heroic Moose captures the very essence of the image that we are
trying to project for our fearless leader, George W. Bush.
Yes, dictators, whose name's the 'Moose' cannot even pronounce,
flee in terror whenever they get even the slightest whiff of the
President's musky scent.
Incidentally, it turns out that spammer, who is selling all of
elk and moose scents on the Internet, happens to be
Rush Limbaugh Republican,
and he has given us a huge discount on his
extracts made from
genuine moose and elk urine!
What a guy!
Finally, we turn to the image of the trusty Squirrel. Remember,
behind every burly moose is a brainy rodent charting the destiny of
the Moose's every move through the wilderness of what is sure
to be the most dirty campaign in history of our nation.
The Squirrel wouldn't have it any other way!
God Bless the Moose and Squirrel!
Good Day," said Mr. Racicot.