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Bush Replaces 9/11 Commission
Chairman Kean With Schiavo

WASHINGTON (IWR Parody News) - President Bush today announced that he was replacing 9/11 commission chairman, Tom Kean, with Terri Schiavo.

"Based on my brother Jeb's recommendation, I am replacing Mr. Kean with Ms. Schiavo.  I'm hopeful that this new appointment will reduce the growing controversy over who from the White House will have to testify.  We will abide with whatever decision that Ms. Schiavo renders regarding the 9/11 inquiry," said Mr. Bush.

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