HOLLYWOOD, CA (IWR Satire) -- Britney
Spears agent today confirmed that the rumors about Britney being in therapy are true.
"On her trip back to LA from Paris, some
smart aleck slipped a copy of Time in Britney's stack of fashion
Ms Spears was exposed to a Time article on the the problem of bulimia
with young women.
Britney then began to feel guilty about all these bulimic young girls out there, who
are trying to emulate Britney's superficial style by starving
themselves half to death.
She was like really bummed out.
So we decided it was best to put her in therapy where she could get
rid of her god damned social conscience before it effected our bottom
line," said Britney's agent Jeff Hurly.