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Justice Department Announces
New RATS Program

WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) -- The Justice Department today announced in a press release a new incentive based program to fight terrorism called Rat Against Treasonous Scum or RATS for short.

Citizens will be encouraged to rat on liberal family members, friends, neighbors, or any Arab looking foreigners and will earn credits towards exciting prizes. 

The RATS program is modeled on the old green stamps redemption system.  Instead of stamps, informants will earn patriot points. 

For example, an enterprising stool pigeon, who turns in five or more suspects, would earn enough patriot points to get pizza for a year as a reward.

Please contact the Justice Department for a full list of premiums or visit their website at www.rats.gov.

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Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,
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