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Justice Department Announces
New RATS Program
|WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) -- The
Justice Department today announced in a press release a new incentive
based program to fight terrorism called Rat Against Treasonous Scum or
RATS for short.
Citizens will be encouraged to rat on liberal
family members, friends, neighbors, or any Arab looking foreigners and
will earn credits towards exciting prizes.
The RATS program is modeled on the old green stamps redemption
system. Instead of stamps, informants will earn patriot points.
For example, an enterprising stool pigeon, who turns in five or
more suspects, would earn enough patriot points to get
pizza for a year as a reward.
Please contact the Justice Department for a full list of premiums or
visit their website at www.rats.gov.
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