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Ashcroft Recommends Using Racial Profiling In Iraq

BOSTON (IWR Satire) -- Attorney General John Ashcroft recommended yesterday that the Coalition forces in Iraq start using his successful racial profiling techniques to reduce terrorism.

"It's really quite a straight forward process.  All the troops need to do is arrest and detain all of the Arab looking people in Iraq.

I mean, we are only talking about   23 million or so prisoners, right?

I think I can pretty much guarantee if you keep all of the Arab looking people in Iraq under lock and key, terrorism will be dramatically reduced," said Mr. Ashcroft.


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Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,
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