NEW YORK, NY (IWR Satire)
- Attorney General John Ashcroft and his deputies yesterday raided
Christie's Action House for distributing pornography.
Justice Department spokesman Mark Corallo said that
such terrorist activities, as peddling pornographic pictures, are
explicitly covered under the
In fact, Mr. Corallo also pointed out that Mr.
Ashcroft could arrest anyone he damn well pleased except for
Republicans of course.
Mr. Ashcroft then made a statement.
"The terrorists continue to distribute their decadent
pornographic images under the guise of 'art'.
How could anybody call this disgusting painting of a
giant pair of orange bulbous buttocks art?
I mean how could anyone look at that painting not have
vile thoughts about mounting that 'Reclining
Nude' like some sort of depraved orangutan," said Mr. Ashcroft.