Best of IWR - Tom Ridge Issues Wienermobile Alert
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Washington (IWR Satire) - According to chatter reported by several intelligence sources, Homeland Security Czar, Tom Ridge, issued an Orange Wienermobile Alert for the Fourth of July weekend.
"My fellow Americans, it has come to our intention that Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and Fidel Castro are planning a major terrorist strike on America this holiday weekend. These terrorist evildoers will be commandeering an entire fleet of hot-dog shaped cars and trucks in nearly every city in the United States and will attempt to distribute radioactive or 'dirty hot-dogs', a vile brand of terrorist beer called "Osama Milwaukee", and Agent Orange flavored snow cones to unsuspecting Americans. The command center for these dastardly activities is thought to be Somewhere in Minnesota," said Ridge.
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