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FBI Arrests ZZ Top Guitarist
on TIPS Lead

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FBI Mug shot of
Billy "Osama" Gibbons

Houston (IWR Satire) -  Attorney General John Ashcroft announced this morning that FBI agents have arrested ZZ Top guitarist, Billy Gibbons.  Mr. Gibbons is  suspected of having ties to al Qaeda based on a TIPS lead provided by a UPS delivery man.   The UPS driver, Arnold Ruutel, told the TIPS switchboard that he met this "weird guy with a long beard" when he delivered a package to a Mr. Gibbons residence. "He looked a lot like Osama bin Laden to me, and besides that, his house smelled funny too," the driver was quoted as saying to the TIPS operator.

Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,
Copyright Internet Weekly Report 2001-2003.

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