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Springtime For Ashcroft


 John Ashcroft stars as Heinrich Himmler
in the new Bush movie - Patriot Act II.

Springtime For Ashcroft and Washington

(With apologies to Mel Brooks)

Washington was having trouble, what a sad, sad story. 
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory.
Where oh where was he? Where could that man be?
We looked around, and then we found, the man for you and me, And now it's ...

Springtime for Ashcroft and Washington,
The Homeland is happy and gay.
We're marching to a faster pace,
Look out, here comes the master race.

Springtime for Ashcroft and Washington,
Winter for Freedom of Speech.
Springtime for Ashcroft and Washington,
Come on, Neo-Cons, go into your dance ...

I was born in Dusseldorf, and that is why they call me Rolf.
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Grand Old Party.

Springtime for Ashcroft and Washington, 
Goose-step's the new step today
Bombs falling from the skies again,
The Homeland is on the rise again

Springtime for Ashcroft and Washington,
Jackboots are marching once more
Springtime for Ashcroft and Washington, 
Means ... that ... soon we'll be going ...

We've got to be going ...

You know we'll be going to ... WAR!

Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,
Copyright Internet Weekly Report 2001-2003.



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