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Richard Perle Sues O'Reilly Computer Books

Dr. Strangelove and said Camel Book.

WASHINGTON (IWR Satire) - Richard Perle, the influential foreign policy chickenhawk, is suing O'Reilly Computer Books for unauthorized use of his name for the Programming Perl book.  Mr. Perle is also suing for defamation of character by having his good name associated with the image of a camel and also by implying that Mr. Perle can be programmed by some scripting language to use his position as a Pentagon adviser to benefit financially from a war to liberate Iraq.

Mr. Perle said he is suing in Britain because it is easier to win frivolous cases there.

When asked what part of the Programming Perl or the so-called Camel book is incorrect, Mr. Perle told IWR: "It’s all lies, from beginning to end.  I cannot be controlled or programmed like the authors state.  It takes large sums of money to get my attention, and you can't write a Perl module to that!"

Larry Wall, one of the authors of the book in question, said he took issue with Mr. Perle’s description of the Programming Perl authors on CNN Sunday as "the closest thing American journalism has to terrorists."

"I would have thought after all this many years, Mr. Perle would be a bit more refined than that and besides that I wish he could spell 'Perl' correctly," Mr. Wall said.

A former deputy undersecretary of defense who allegedly worked with Mr. Perle, Stephen Bryen, defended Mr. Perle.

"It’s pretty outrageous for a leftwing terrorist programmer to make associations or match patterns like this with no factual basis. Most of the many hours he works each day are pro bono to help the administration with its policy on Iraq. What he should get is a medal of honor, not some stinking Camel book, which defames his good character," said Mr. Bryen.

Richard Perle to Receive Special Academy Award

Richard Perle

Hollywood (IWR Satire) - The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced today that Richard Perle will receive a special Oscar for his role as a zombie extra in the 1968 horror film Night of the Living Dead.

Tracking Dr. Strangelove

Dr. StangeAzzhat

• Rumsfeld Adviser [Richard Perle] Resigns as Head of Pentagon Panel (3/27)
  Going! Going! Gone!!!!
   

• Democrat Seeks Inquiry on Bankrupt Firm's Adviser - Richard Perle  (3/26)
  Looks like Dr. Strangelove is cornered.
   

• Here's an update on Perle: Pentagon Adviser Is Also Advising Global Crossing.  (3/21)
   

• Richard Perle Calls Seymour Hersh A Terrorist (3/10)
  While I was working on my blog, I heard the thin skinned Dr. Strangelove, Richard Perle, call Seymour Hersh a terrorist on CNN's Late Addition.  Here is Hersh's New Yorker article. 

  PERLE: Look, Sy Hersh is the closest thing American journalism has to a terrorist, frankly.
  
  It is my fear that these Brownshirts in the Bush Administration are going to start having Ashcroft arrest people like Seymour Hersh, Michael Moore or anybody, who questions or condemns their immoral war.

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