God Reveals the Neo-Con
Ten Commandments To George Bush
George Bush and Revised Commandments
Washington (IWR Satire) -
President Bush today announced to the world that he has received a new
version of the Ten Commandments directly from God. "God
has chosen me to lead the people of this here earth to a new righteous
order, and a new set of rules to live by -- The Neo-Con Ten
Commandments," said Mr. Bush to an adoring press.
The Official White House
Neo-Con Ten Commandments
"Thou shalt have no other gods before me except for oil, stocks,
bonds, real estate, guns, expensive clothes, tax cuts or Leo Strauss."
"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image that is not approved
by Karl Rove."
"Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain except while
watching sporting events or when some liberal traitor makes fun of you."
"Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy by controlling all spin on
Sunday morning talk shows."
"Honor thy father and thy mother by settling old scores."
"Thou shalt not kill or convict Republicans."
"Thou shalt not commit adultery with Democrats."
"Thou shalt not steal from Republicans."
"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor unless he
disagrees with your Republican President."
"Thou shalt not covet thy Republican neighbor's house, nor anything
that is thy Republican neighbor's."