What Would Jesus Drive?
Theologians Say Jesus Would
Drive a 1958 Rambler
Virginia Beach (IWR Satire) -
Inspired by the 'What
would Jesus drive?' campaign, theologian and car buff, Reverend Tom
Ryder, polled several of his
colleagues to determine the type of vehicle Jesus would drive in our modern world.
"Based on results from the web page I put up on our 'Theologian Car Buffs'
website, 75% of our members picked the classic fuel efficient 1958 Rambler
Ambassador (pictured above), while 15% thought Jesus would drive a gas
The remaining 10% was spread evenly among these models: the
1963 Ford Falcon, the
Gremlin X and the
Volkswagen Thing," said Reverend Ryder at a special press briefing.
When questioned by the press about the cars other religious deities might
drive, Ryder said, "It's really not a hard question to answer about
Jesus, especially if you have a strong background in Christian theology and
motor vehicles like I do.
But if someone wanted to know which vehicle Muhammad
or Buddha wanted to drive, that would take a lot more research.
the top of my head, though, I guess Buddha might drive a
Civic or perhaps a
Opel Kadett. Muhammad, on the other hand, would want something
more macho like a