Jeb Bush Challenges Al Gore to Hamburger Eating Contest
Jeb Bush and the burger challenge.
Naples, Florida (IWR
Satire) - Feeling confident after his victory in Florida, Jeb Bush
has issued a challenge to Al Gore to see who can eat the most hamburgers.
"I know Al can inhale a pizza faster than
William Bennett, but I think I'll
trounce Al's liberal butt when it comes to my favorite food - hamburgers", said
the chunky governor. Jeb Bush currently holds the Guinness Book of
Records for eating meatloaf.