Best of IWR - James Traficant
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"After my appearance this week before the House Ethics Committee, I got a call from German film producer, Werner Herzog. He told me he liked my surrealistic performance on C-SPAN and thought that I would be perfect person to play the Dwarf's asylum governor in his new re-make of "Even Dwarfs Started Small". I told Werner to, 'Beam me Up!'. Hell, I've been under assault from people chucking worse things at me than live chickens. I told him as long as I don't have to dance or have a love scene with that traitor Janet Reno, I should be cool," said Traficant.
When questioned by CNN's Rusty Dornin as to whether or not he would be able to
star in the movie while in prison. "You're looking at the No. 1 target of the
Justice Department, and I hate those bastards. The FBI can go to hell. I'm the son
of a truck driver, and I cut my hair with a weed whacker. Does anybody have a
friggin' cough drop? Where's my denim suit? I think it's time to do my Michael
Jackson moonwalk on the House floor," said Traficant.
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