Jackie Chan to Star in a Kung Fu Version of "It's a Wonderful Life"
Hollywood (IWR Satire) Dream Woks productions announced
today that Jackie Chan
will be staring as George Bailey in a Kung Fu
remake of "It's a Wonderful Life". According to Dream Woks
"You'll watch with awe as George Bailey cleans up Bedford Falls, once and
for all, as he karate kicks Mr. Potter out of his wheelchair whenever he shows his ugly
mug in town!
You'll heart will be filled with envy as George eye gouges Mary in hydrangea bushes.
You'll be dazzled when George takes the nunchakus
Mr. Gower after he almost poisons Mrs. Blaine!
You'll cheer as George kung fu kicks Sam Wainwright in the
head when Sam makes that dumb
hee-haw face and sound at George!
You'll shout with joy when George impales Uncle Billy with a throw star,
after Billy loses all the Savings and Loans money.
And then you'll shout some more when George gives Nick the bartender an
elbow chop in the face after Nick throws Clarence and George out of the bar!
So plan this Christmas season to see Jackie Chan in It's a Wonderful Life!"