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Helsinki Man is Tormented by Mormons
Helsinki, Finland -- Harri Snufkin has been forced to hide in the foliage outside of his flat in Helsinki. He says that he has to do this to avoid talking to Mormon missionaries from the U.S.A. Mr. Snufkin said: "I can always tell them because they are the only people in Helsinki that dress in those cheap blue business suits. I've heard all their propaganda about Jell-O too many times, and frankly I just can't take it any more. I don't even like Jell-O! And I don't care what damn color it is. That's why I hide out here in the park. Why don't they go to Parma and harass those snooty Italians? See what happens to them there when they try to order a ham sandwich and Jell-O!." |
