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White House Reveals "Coalition of the Willing"

Ferengi Diplomat Quark

Barney is Willing

Washington (IWR Satire) - White House press secretary, Ari Fleischer, today released to the press a list of the current members of the "Coalition of the Willing".

"In addition to Britain, Australia and the Czech Republic, the Ferengi nation has volunteered to manage all concessions in the war zone and in post-Saddam Iraq.

The President wishes to thank Tony Blair for his diplomatic work with the Ferengis. Speaking of Mr. Blair, the President's lapdog Barney has also agreed to be part of the coalition," said Fleischer.

Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,
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