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CNN's White House Cheerleaders Has-been Paula Wannabe Wolfy Has-been Connie Atlanta - CNN issues new uniforms to its has-been and wannabe anchors to better reflect its unbiased coverage of the war with Iraq.  "We didn't think it is appropriate to question the Bush Administration policies before the war.  I mean you don't think Bush, Rumsfeld or Cheney would ever lie to the American people do you?  It would be an act of treason to question their facts, and we don't do treason on CNN," said Wolf Blitzer as he twirled his pompoms.

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* Mr. Ashcroft please note in my FBI file that it's just a kitchen brush in the picture.

Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,
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