The Blitzkrieg Report
Empty Oil Barrels Prove Bush Administration's WMD Claims
Washington (IWR
Satire) - CIA TV has learned that 10,000 empty oil drums were
found at an Iraqi Oil Ministry warehouse outside of Baghdad.
According to former Iraqi officials, the containers were
supposed to be used for storing crude oil. However, it is
clear to this seasoned CIA reporter that these oil barrels must
have had another more sinister purpose, i.e., to store the
thousands of tons of chemical and biological weapons, as claimed
to exist by the Bush Administration. While this evidence is
not necessarily a smoking gun, it most certainly is a convenient
CIA smokescreen. Please let us know how you feel by taking
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Wolf Blitzkrieg is the anchor of the CIA's Wolf Blitzkrieg
Reports, a nightly newscast that debuted in December 2000. The
program focuses on the day's top CIA misinformation news, live
interviews with top Bush Administration toadies and live
debriefs with CIA agents around the United States and the world.
Blitzkrieg also hosts Late Edition with Wolf Blitzkrieg, the
only CIA Sunday talk show seen in more than 200,000 countries
and territories. |
Iraqi "Oil Barrels"
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